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Welcome one and all, says Council member, banker and other high profile GOP loyalists to far right extremist Elmer Stewart Rhodes
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LareDOS[redux] - A journal of the borderlands.
LareDOS[redux] (https://laredosnews.com/2021/04/01/welcome-one-and-all-says-council-member-banker-and-other-high-profile-gop-loyalists-to-far-right-extremist-elmer-stewart-rhodes/)
Oye, tell “El Parche” and his prospective cellmates that his and Allen West’s racist remarks immediately cancel out any claim to American patriotism. A true patriot respects the will of the American people, the Constitution, and does not torture others (West tortured an Iraqi in Tikrit, was removed from command, fined and resigned in lieu of a court martial) or violently assault the U.S. Capitol (“El Parche” is an “Oath Keeper Prankster” being investigated by the FBI for the Jan.6 rioting in DC). What rat invited these brutes to our city?
Where is the elderly lady with her parasol to chase them out of Laredo? Some idiotic wannabe, who just can’t be whoever he or she actually is, did the inviting. Be sure of that!
Oops! My bad! I mistakenly wrote that Elmer “El Parche” Rhodes was with that group of pseudo-patriots, “Los Oath Keepers”,AKA, “Goons With Guns”. Elmersito is a founder (and presently FBI suspect) of that other herd of numbskulls so devoid of any knowledge of meaningful national issues, “Los Proud Boys” (Niños Orgullosos). I’m sure our cherubic bank CEO who was collecting money to fund Trumpito’s faux election court filings would never invite such mensos to Laredo, right? Like Eddie Murphy asked, America wants to know “What have you done for me lately?” Huh?