Frumpty Trump brags about his appeal.
Frumpty Trump spews the usual vain spiel:
“I’m great! The best looking! The smartest! The most!”
But it’s all the same drivel — narcissistic, verbose.
Plumpty Trump claims he’s svelte as a fox.
Plumpty usually can’t reach his own socks.
He arranges his coif and smears on the bronze,
so even his face is part of his con.
Chumpty Trumpty crows that he’s rich.
Chumpty Trump sells Bibles like kitsch.
He hustles his medicine show all around,
barking lies to chumps like a carnival clown.
Rumpty Trump lacks compassion and class.
Rumpty Trump behaves like an ass.
He brays and balks, rants for none but his way
with insults, invectives, and endless tirades.
Dumbty Trump’s a historical fool,
spewing out tales like a drunkard his drool.
Whether flattering Putin or kowtowing to Xi,
Trump twists all the facts obsequiously.
Duncey Trump gives dangerous advice.
Duncey promoted a roll of the dice—
“Injecting some bleach just might do the trick
or UV or sunlight if you’re COVID-ly sick.”
Humpty Trumpty insists on a wall.
Humpty Trumpty loathes immigrants all.
He curses and threatens, then goads MAGA thugs.
When accused of incitement, sneering, he shrugs.
Numpty Trumpty wants votes he can buy.
Numpty Trump spouts conspiracy lies.
This wannabe despot’s malice and boasts
have spread like a plague from plains to the coasts.
Scumty Trumpty claims he was robbed.
Scumty Trump whines, whimpers, and sobs.
He derides the election and raves about thieves,
but sensible folks know what’s up his sleeves.
Glumty Trump wants revenge like the mob,
considers reprisal a part of his job.
He cares not at all what’s morally right,
lusting for vengeance over any old slight.
Now Grumpy Trump glowers in court.
This Dozey Donnie’s a felonious sort.
All of his lawyers and all his yes-men
can’t deter Trump from his road to the pen.
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